buttlicked:

you never realize how pointless this website is until you try to describe it to someone

poutyowl:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

“And now - Piertotum Locomotor!” cried Professor McGonagall.

And all along the corridor the statues and suits of armor jumped down from their plinths, and from the echoing crashes from the floors above and below, Harry knew that their fellows throughout the castle had done the same.

“Hogwarts is threatened!” shouted Professor McGonagall. “Man the boundaries, protect us, do your duty to our school!”

Clattering and yelling, the horde of moving statues stampeded past Harry: some of them smaller, others larger, than life. There were animals too, and the clanking suits of armor brandished swords and spiked balls on chains.

ostracizedpoodle:

if you look a gay in the eye you become gay 

enchantedfleur:

Scenery » Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)

captainwarbuckle:

Little ghost, little ghost
one I’m scared of the most
can you scare me up a little bit of love?
I’m the only one that sees you,
and I can’t do much to please you
and it’s not yet time to meet the lord above.

ParaNorman (2012)

“They are my children and they are the only children I will ever have.”

googlehomo:

I only wanna be hot so I can be rude and antisocial and mysterious and get away with it

^{“…the way Tyrion’s face softens every time he looks at Sansa. Because there’s no doubt he’s at his best - his kindest and gentlest and most vulnerable - when he’s in her presence.” (x)}